Alarm Clocks
Once you are awake enough to realize that it is just your alarm clock, again, you are awake enough to start your day. Also available in a mooing cow and always popular crowing rooster version. Of course, the best part is that you can set the alarm to wake you with digitized sound-bites of Vader himself. What does he say? I propose that alarm clocks exist for the purpose of exciting joy in God, for wakening anticipation of spending a day with him and for creating time to make our hearts happy in Him.
