Hey, Clock Fans – The Alarm Clock Speaks ! That’s right…we decided it was time to let our Online Alarm Clock speak for itself for a change, so we decided to conduct an interview. But not just any interview…because this is the first ever interview with–you guessed it–the world’s most popular Online Alarm Clock , OnlineClock.net ! (No, we haven’t gone completely insane. We’re just trying to have some fun here. If you don’t like it, please return to your television set.) So, without further ado, let’s begin with our Alarm Clock Interview .